Terrifying People

My name is Percy, I work as an investment banker in Boston, MA and I am 46 years old. I browse the web for extra high resolution images of people.
Most are terrifying. Dads, Lawyers, Doctors, Teachers... whoever they are, I post them here.
I'll post a new terrifying image every Tuesday and Thursday.

indianajensen asked: Please update this more often.

Gotta work, update soon gotta search the web.

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three sixes in the name this boy goes too far, image straight from the dark lord himself. A horror of a jpeg witha  crooked smile and neck much too long to hold up his large round slender skull. Looks like he was a big chess player at one point in his life, dont touch his trophies though, he’ll grab your arm with his sweaty warm hands and yell no with a breath full of stink.

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three sixes in the name this boy goes too far, image straight from the dark lord himself. A horror of a jpeg witha  crooked smile and neck much too long to hold up his large round slender skull. Looks like he was a big chess player at one point in his life, dont touch his trophies though, he’ll grab your arm with his sweaty warm hands and yell no with a breath full of stink.

Sorry I haven’t Update in a bit. My boy was being charged in a court because he did lots of dumb college boy things like throw a big stone off of a roof and break window. Hehehe wooo college was the days except for that big yucky big eared jerk. I forget his name but oooh was he gross. Thoguh he was a big hotshot cause he had a girlfriend that I like but who cares if hes a rich man now witha  big house I like my job powerpoint is a fun tool and the boss isnt so bad nowadays.
3509.tga boy whatta glitch. This ones got something big and scary going on at the bottom. Probably came through one of Morgan freemans wormholes on the history channel. Rarity indeed but man does he look like a crusty one. Hair too white for me, blinding my little eyeballs behind my glasses at night. Cant stand his fake slimy smile. Nose as big as South America, eyes like a boring dog. UI bet this man smells like flowers though, nice floral patterrn tie means he has good taste in aftershave liquids. Not an old spice man, more expensive than that. Maybe Gorgi Armano.

Sorry I haven’t Update in a bit. My boy was being charged in a court because he did lots of dumb college boy things like throw a big stone off of a roof and break window. Hehehe wooo college was the days except for that big yucky big eared jerk. I forget his name but oooh was he gross. Thoguh he was a big hotshot cause he had a girlfriend that I like but who cares if hes a rich man now witha  big house I like my job powerpoint is a fun tool and the boss isnt so bad nowadays.

3509.tga boy whatta glitch. This ones got something big and scary going on at the bottom. Probably came through one of Morgan freemans wormholes on the history channel. Rarity indeed but man does he look like a crusty one. Hair too white for me, blinding my little eyeballs behind my glasses at night. Cant stand his fake slimy smile. Nose as big as South America, eyes like a boring dog. UI bet this man smells like flowers though, nice floral patterrn tie means he has good taste in aftershave liquids. Not an old spice man, more expensive than that. Maybe Gorgi Armano.

Sorry I didn’t update Tuesday. Had to stay in the office cause the yucky Irene came and blew my danged power down. Didn’t want to risk posting from the oiffice cause i may lose my job if the boss man or sticky IT man sees them on my PC.
coulsen.jpeg German shaped face because he loves sausages and beers. Nice shape of hair, but scary red like blood dye. Eyes as dry as raisins spook me out. It is said that Coulsen owns one of the most haunted houses in America. Consultant for several of the ghost hunters and explorer of the ghost realm. Don’t go with him, you’ll get stuck in the ectoplasm.
“Coulsen was once the most popular synth pop artist in germany until he put his picture on one of his albums. This album was banned in every country.”- Matthew Sambito; PHD in Terrorology, GabeNU

Sorry I didn’t update Tuesday. Had to stay in the office cause the yucky Irene came and blew my danged power down. Didn’t want to risk posting from the oiffice cause i may lose my job if the boss man or sticky IT man sees them on my PC.

coulsen.jpeg German shaped face because he loves sausages and beers. Nice shape of hair, but scary red like blood dye. Eyes as dry as raisins spook me out. It is said that Coulsen owns one of the most haunted houses in America. Consultant for several of the ghost hunters and explorer of the ghost realm. Don’t go with him, you’ll get stuck in the ectoplasm.

Coulsen was once the most popular synth pop artist in germany until he put his picture on one of his albums. This album was banned in every country.”
- Matthew Sambito; PHD in Terrorology, GabeNU


EMERGENCY UPDATE

Sifting through the webnet late night, ate the pizza pocket over my keyboard, big sticky hot cheese falls and accidentally hits the keys that lead to this creep MartinSchmidt.jpg. Super small mouth, eyes aligned oh so straight, freakishly thin eyebrow catterpillars, pointy witch harry potter nose, thin hair grey beard. Almost choked on my pepperronis yuck this man leaves a bad taste and my mouth and big stink up my nose. No way am I finishing that pizza pocket now.
“When he was a kid he got hit with a brick right on top of his eyes and it permanently shifted his face down.”- Matthew Sambito; PHD in Terrorology, GabeNU

EMERGENCY UPDATE

Sifting through the webnet late night, ate the pizza pocket over my keyboard, big sticky hot cheese falls and accidentally hits the keys that lead to this creep MartinSchmidt.jpg. Super small mouth, eyes aligned oh so straight, freakishly thin eyebrow catterpillars, pointy witch harry potter nose, thin hair grey beard. Almost choked on my pepperronis yuck this man leaves a bad taste and my mouth and big stink up my nose. No way am I finishing that pizza pocket now.

When he was a kid he got hit with a brick right on top of his eyes and it permanently shifted his face down.”
- Matthew Sambito; PHD in Terrorology, GabeNU

Found this ancient alien scum deep down when i accidentally logged into my old NASA employee files… 

Born from stardust inside a black hole, scottygoestospace.jpeg is a being of intergalactic travels. Scaly alien monster taking the form of an even more terrifying man. A layer of slime coats his face to give him his sticky looks. Ancient alien at heart. Early achievements include creating pyramids, and teaching old human civilizations science. Owner and operator of a massive planetarium on earth, and galactic king on a distant planet. Scotty is one of a kind, a real star child.

Found this ancient alien scum deep down when i accidentally logged into my old NASA employee files…

Born from stardust inside a black hole, scottygoestospace.jpeg is a being of intergalactic travels. Scaly alien monster taking the form of an even more terrifying man. A layer of slime coats his face to give him his sticky looks. Ancient alien at heart. Early achievements include creating pyramids, and teaching old human civilizations science. Owner and operator of a massive planetarium on earth, and galactic king on a distant planet. Scotty is one of a kind, a real star child.

Followers asking for a nice pic of me cause they don’t believe im a  investment banker. Well my boy went off to college this week and left is  digital camera doohickey. 5 megapickels here I am.
I’d just like to thank all of you again for liking my nice blog.~Percy

Followers asking for a nice pic of me cause they don’t believe im a investment banker. Well my boy went off to college this week and left is digital camera doohickey. 5 megapickels here I am.

I’d just like to thank all of you again for liking my nice blog.
~Percy

Ooh I woke up early to do my Powerpoints. But got a whole slew of new followers. Yum yum, Friday update extra special post. Mark-Muller.jpeg searching for a man in purple that my boy liked when he was young. Instead I find this crusty purple man. Yuck. Teeth look fake, like a gumball machine grin. Eyes as plastic as that chin. Lots of facial reconstruction on this man. Hairline like a vice president of sales. But against that plum color of a background he’s no good. You know you can’t trust Mark Muller because his eyeballs are lifeless. Probably the type of guy in the office that eats stinky tuna fish on Tuesdays and spends all week playing solitaire instead of doing his papers.

Ooh I woke up early to do my Powerpoints. But got a whole slew of new followers. Yum yum, Friday update extra special post. Mark-Muller.jpeg searching for a man in purple that my boy liked when he was young. Instead I find this crusty purple man. Yuck. Teeth look fake, like a gumball machine grin. Eyes as plastic as that chin. Lots of facial reconstruction on this man. Hairline like a vice president of sales. But against that plum color of a background he’s no good. You know you can’t trust Mark Muller because his eyeballs are lifeless. Probably the type of guy in the office that eats stinky tuna fish on Tuesdays and spends all week playing solitaire instead of doing his papers.

Ooooh a submission from Kansas user http://fuckhitler.tumblr.com/.
DILTS.jpeg Lil spooky, got rings around his eyes like a ghoul from a scary video. Big yellow teeth for chomping your hands off. Spiky red hair for sticking to walls. Nose caveman style.

Ooooh a submission from Kansas user http://fuckhitler.tumblr.com/.

DILTS.jpeg Lil spooky, got rings around his eyes like a ghoul from a scary video. Big yellow teeth for chomping your hands off. Spiky red hair for sticking to walls. Nose caveman style.